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James May: Vim li cas kuv thiaj yuav lub scooter hluav taws xob

Hover khau boots yuav ci ntsa iab.Peb zoo li tau cog lus rau lawv qee lub sijhawm xyoo 1970, thiab kuv tseem tab tom tuav kuv tus ntiv tes hauv kev cia siab.Nyob rau hauv lub meantime, yeej muaj qhov no.

Kuv ob txhais taw yog ob peb nti tawm hauv av, tab sis motionless.Kuv glide nrog effortlessly, ntawm speeds txog li 15mph, nrog tsuas yog ib tug faint humming suab.Tag nrho ib ncig ntawm kuv unenlightened neeg tseem taug kev, rau Pete lub hom phiaj.Tsis muaj daim ntawv tso cai, tsis muaj kev pov hwm thiab tsis muaj VED.Qhov no yog hluav taws xob scootering.

Lub tshuab hluav taws xob scooter yog ib yam - nrog rau lub iPad, streaming TV thiab Internet porn - uas kuv xav sau los ntawm kuv lub neej laus thiab coj nrog kuv rov qab mus rau kuv cov hluas.Kuv xav qhia nws rau Sir Clive Sinclair, kom rov ua kom nws paub tseeb tias nws lub zeem muag ntawm kev yooj yim hluav taws xob hauv nroog tau pom, thiab tias nws nyuam qhuav tau lub tsheb tsis raug.

Raws li nws yog, kuv yuav ib qho ntawm kuv tsib caug, ib xyoos thiab ib nrab dhau los, thiab yog, kuv tau ua txhaum txoj cai.Kuv yog Xiaomi Mi Pro 2, muag rau kuv los ntawm Halfords ntawm kev nkag siab nruj tias nws tsuas yog siv rau thaj av ntiag tug xwb, tab sis kuv tsis muaj qhov ntawd thiab caij nws nce thiab nqis hauv chav ua noj ua rau kuv tsis nco qab.Yog li kuv tau siv nws ntawm txoj kev, hauv txoj kab tsheb kauj vab thiab ntawm txoj kev pavement.Kuv mam li tuaj ntsiag to.

Tab sis koj yuav, tsis yog koj?Vim hais tias nws yog me ntsis ntau tshaj li ib qho ntxiv rau kev taug kev, thiab ntau heev, raws li tau hais ntau zaus ntawm cov tsheb npav me me hauv nroog, dhia rau, dhia tawm.Nws zoo nkaus li ntaus lub kaw lus thiab nws yog, vim tias nws yog lub tsheb muaj zog thiab yog li yuav tsum tau sau npe.

Tab sis sim rau tub ceev xwm kev siv hluav taws xob scooters tau lees paub tias yog kev ua haujlwm tsis muaj txiaj ntsig: koj tuaj yeem tsim cai tawm tsam tib neeg sim hais cov lus thaum burping.Yog li ntawd tsoom fwv thiaj li tso tseg.Nws pib nrog kev sim ntawm cov scooters xauj tsev - ib yam dab tsi uas tau ua tiav zoo ntawm qhov peb tam sim no tuaj yeem rov qab mus rau hu rau Lub Tebchaws - thiab nws zoo li tsis ntev peb yuav muaj peev xwm muaj lawv tus kheej, tus kheej lub zos Olympic lossis tsis, thiab yog li nws yuav tsum yog.Tub ceev xwm thiab kev tsim cai lij choj yog qhov kawg los ntawm pej xeem kev pom zoo, thiab peb tsis tuaj yeem raug arsed taug kev.

Tab sis rov qab mus rau lub scoot.Nws muaj peb hom kev caij - neeg taug kev, tus qauv, kev ua si nawv - thiab lub ntiaj teb tiag tiag ntawm ib ncig ntawm 20 mais.Sab saum toj ceev yog 15.5mph (uas yog 25kmh) thiab muaj cov teeb pom kev zoo, ib sab zoo zoo rau qhov chaw nres tsheb, qhov tsis muaj kev cuam tshuam nrog app, blah, blah, blah.

iewed yooj yim li "ib yam", lub tshuab hluav taws xob scooter yog qhov zoo heev.Muaj cov zaub ci zoo nkauj, tus ntiv tes xoo yooj yim ua rau nws mus thiab nws rov qab los ntawm lub ntsaws tsis tu ncua hauv ob peb teev (yim teev rau them tag nrho, tab sis tsis muaj leej twg ua li ntawd).Nws zoo siv dawb thiab tsis tas yuav muaj kev siv dag zog, thiab kuv tsis xav tias qhov no puas muaj tseeb ua ntej.

Tawm peb mus tom qab ntawd: ob peb lub scoots nrog kuv sab laug taw kom pib nws dov (qhov no yog qhov kev nyab xeeb - nws yuav tsis mus), ces kuv nyem qhov ua rau thiab lub ntiaj teb yog tag nrho kuv.Qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws, kuv tsis tas yuav nqa txhua ko taw thiab muab tso rau pem hauv ntej ntawm lwm tus raws li qhov peb hu ua "taug kev";ib tug incredibly qub-fashioned thiab tsis zoo lub tswv yim.

Tab sis ntawm no kuv ua me ntsis baffled.Nws lom zem, yog.Txias nyob rau hauv ib txoj kev nerdy, thiab zoo siab me nyuam.Nws yog scooter.Tab sis nws tiag tiag yog dab tsi?

Rau patrolling lub warehouse los yog lub lawj ntawm lub supertanker, los yog tsuas yog mus ncig ib tug ntawm cov loj loj underground particle physics laboratories, nws yuav zoo tagnrho.Kuv xa koj mus rau kuv lub tswv yim tig London Underground thiab lwm yam subways rau hauv tsheb kauj vab superhighways.Hluav taws xob scooters yuav zoo nyob rau ntawd.Tab sis nyob rau hauv txoj kev nrog Iggy Pop kuv muaj ob peb tsis ntseeg.

 


Post lub sij hawm: Dec-10-2022